18.3.09

this post serves no function

Whats not useless and pointless?

-Pants are not useless.
-Breathing is not useless. Nor is it pointless.

-High quality security is not useless



-Stylish footwear is not useless












- Multi-colored cats will never be pointless


-Faking a dentist appointment to get out of lab only for it to come back and bite you is not useless and will never not be funny for those who witness it.

-Realizing soon after that you actually HAD a dentist appt that day for your bothersome wisdom tooth and missed it is...actually quite useless & pointless & a terrible coinky dink.




-MC Hammer pants are positively not pointless and can't be touched.




- TV personality Jimmy Fallon is not useless when it comes to causing severe secondhand embarassment to those who watch him failing at life.

No comments:

Post a Comment